I don't give a F, told you I'm a G

Do you think that there's a hidden clause (what we call "boiler plate language" in the biz--no biggie) in any contract relating to Vice that says:

1.12(e):  ARTIST agrees that videos, album covers, promotional photographs, and any and all other visual media must be comprised of at least ONE-FOURTH occult or occult-related imagery (hereafter referred to as "KVLT").

There must be a similar Brooklyn Municipal Code that requires the same thing from all wardrobes belonging to residents aged 16-30.  Peace out, non-corrective eyewear.  Solemn greetings, inverted cross necklace.

(In b4 "Funds, I seen you rocking a dangling cross earring standing over a naked chick mounted with a goat skull.")

Oh, and Madonna is apparently biting Kram.  No, she isn't reinventing herself as an ill wigger, but she has acquired a new level of confidence and power: