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PICTURED: WHITE JESUS, Barnacle Byron, FUND$' Adidas

You At Your Brother's House?

In case my beautiful babies were sleeping:

One is the most innovative writer of the 20th century.  The other is James Joyce.

6/10.  Not a banner performance.  My man over there, he's lying.

Atlanta, GA: A burning crater filled with rappers

Good Heavens! Atlanta's most prominent rap artists are hellbent on destroying this city and everything I hold dear.

Exhibit A:



Exhibit B

Making Flips Like Jackie Chan

"Duos parietes de eadem fidelia dealbare."  Curius' immortal warning to Cicero of Atticus' duplicitous nature has resonated through two thousand years of European culture: he whitewashes two walls with the same bucket.  Thomas Hobbes expressed a similar sentiment--rhetorically regarding himself--in The Questions Concerning Liberty, Necessity, and Chance (1656), "[Hobbes] thinks to kill two birds with one stone, and satisfy two arguments with one answer, whereas in truth he satisfieth neither."  

Good thing Future ain't like those asswipes Atticus and Hobbes.  He goes hard on two things at the same damn time.  And I get it.  It's pretty fucking tight to get two things done at once.  I'm driving home while I'm talking on the phone.  I'm taking a shit and I knock out a piss for good measure.  It's dope.

Inexplicably, the video is only hooked up with the radio edit.  Apologies.