Continuing on the Creation tip. I got a copy of Tarantula today. I'm just missing a couple German Sire pressings, boots and some more weird promo shits.
So I just now figured out that a "hen poppa" is referring to popping Hennessy. Still not sure what it means to be "a borderline hen poppa" though. If you find out let me know.
After something like 8 years of holding it down Ace, the last remaining OG dangler head, has moved out. A couple of nights back our boy took up residence in his new spot, which just so happens to be a fucking YACHT. Now that I think about it I wonder how this took so long.
Yo, am I the only one who thinks this dude sounds like TI with a dash of DMX? Look up "winning formula" in the dictionary.
"So what makes Trouble unique and different from the other heavy metal bands?"
"I don't think we're really putting on a show...we play what we feel...and Eric writes lyrics about what he feels...true circumstances..."
In case y'all haven't heard, in the last few months our very own Kram has taken the plunge and started listening to rap records that aren't Illmatic, the Infamous and that one Group Home jam on Goldfish. Not just a couple either, our boy is grindin'. I mean he has recently started convos with me about everything from Andre Nickatina to Smif-n-Wessun. I'm pretty happy about it, as since Rap Kram has enta'd da stage it has led to me receiving emails like this one:
Subject: strongest pimp hand
Body:
I was not aware of this DITC gem. I especially enjoyed that caesarian line and the Big L appearance. Long live Rap Kram.
Do you think that there's a hidden clause (what we call "boiler plate language" in the biz--no biggie) in any contract relating to Vice that says:
1.12(e): ARTIST agrees that videos, album covers, promotional photographs, and any and all other visual media must be comprised of at least ONE-FOURTH occult or occult-related imagery (hereafter referred to as "KVLT").
There must be a similar Brooklyn Municipal Code that requires the same thing from all wardrobes belonging to residents aged 16-30. Peace out, non-corrective eyewear. Solemn greetings, inverted cross necklace.
(In b4 "Funds, I seen you rocking a dangling cross earring standing over a naked chick mounted with a goat skull.")
Oh, and Madonna is apparently biting Kram. No, she isn't reinventing herself as an ill wigger, but she has acquired a new level of confidence and power: