Long Boards = Wrong Boards

I figured you dudes would appreciate this article:

http://theclassical.org/articles/why-longboards-suck

Things introduced to me by college kids this week:

ART THOUGHTZ with Hennesy Youngman aka "the pimp of the one liners"
This might be old news, but it was new to me.

Also: Working in the wee small hours of the morning in da studio I also heard a "rap" song that both sampled and referenced Morrissey in the lyrics. What?

I don't believe you

From the youtube comments section of Kool Keith's classic "I don't believe you"

Hell Yeah (Pimp the Suburbs)

As long as we are studying contemporary racial identity, make sure to make it to 1:24 in this video. 

Covered Like A Jimmy Hat

I love a tasteful re-imagining of an indispensable number.  Hope neither of these require me to change my plates:

Tatted Like A Biker Boy

Three Five in a Swisher

Yo, has that cess made my mind blessed, or are these basically the same song?

You Got A Brain (Use It)

I am fully posing; I have never heard of "Psycho Thrash 'N Wear."  Face, can you hop the 43 and cop me something neon?

I do the type of evil that men do...

...like cursin out my window at a bitch and her friend too.